Seriously, this crap is out of control. My inbox is overrun with messages for viagra. How do I stop all this nonsense? It's driving me insane.
- All I want get a legitimate email for once.
- Maybe someday this will stop.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm resigned to deleting spam all day long.
Ugh, These Emails
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
I'm So Sick Of Your Fucking Spam Emails
Seriously, too much is completely absurd. Every day I get flooded with your stupid offers for things I don't even need. I've attempted to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a deaf ear. At this point, I'm just pissed off.
- Stop sending me these emails already.
- Learn some respect for people's time.
- Consider this my final warning.
End This Damn Spam You Jerks
Listen up, you bunch of cretins. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to get the hell out here. I'm fed up with your garbage to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a pack of pathetic fools. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Take that as a threat.
- Go away
- This is useless to me
Enough is Enough, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you sleazeballs! Your spammy emails are clogging up inboxes and upsetting people. We've had enough of your junk. This is your one strike to quit this. Keep sending that rubbish, and we'll be forced to take drastic measures. Understand? Don't test us.
Drop Dead With Your Stupid Messages
You think you're so smart, fucking spam sending out your garbage to every irrelevant person you can find. But guess what, fucker? I give a damn for your lies. Get a real job or kill yourself already.
- Seriously With Your Spammy Texts
- I don't care
- Get a real job or find a hobby already.